K-Fed’s Tour One Big Joke

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I wonder when Kevin Federline will realize he sucks balls and give up the rap game. By all the 1 star reviews his album received, I don’t see too profitable of a future for K-Fed. His tour made a stop at Webster Hall in NYC the other night, cranking out a 45-minute set for less than 100 fans. Yes folks, K-Fed is really drawing the crowds. Crowds of fat chicks…hungry for cookies. You know K-Fed rocked his Chessman medallion, no doubt!

Just for your amusement, here’s a few Amazon customer reviews for Playing With Fire. After the jump!

Oh my! Kevin Federline owes me 32 minutes of my life back for listening to this album. That’s the nicest thing that I can say. If there were negative stars to select for this rating, then I would be all over it! The beats were kind of hot, and I was kind of feeling it…until he started rapping. Wow. “Playing with Fire,” eh? That’s a good idea. In fact, I’m going to cast a little heat to this cd, and pray that it burns well!

The noise that my grandparents make when they are having sex is better than this album…Oh, my grandparents are dead.

I bought this CD and now I hate myself.

This is just as much of a joke as the Paris Hilton CD. Simply put: he can’t rap, has lyrics don’t even have comedy value, and he recycles beats. What Eminem did for white rappers, Federline detracts from just as much.

The list could go on forever. Just think of all the starving African children that could’ve eaten with that money Britney wasted on K-Fed’s rap career.

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