Kamikaze Attack On Hannah Montana Concert Thwarted After 16-Year-Old Attempts Plane Hijacking

Some highly intelligent teenager boarded a Los Angeles plane headed for Nashville, with one goal in mind: to bomb the shit out of Miley Cyrus and the Hannah Montana concert in Louisiana. How, you ask?

By hijacking the commercial jet and demanding that the pilots divert path, then subsequently kamikaze the Lafayette venue! Armed with a bit of rope and handcuffs minus the key, stupid failed miserably after being questions for profuse sweating, and was arrested immediately upon touching down. Federal terrorism charges ain’t no joke!

NASHVILLE, Tenn. - Police arrested and charged a teenager Tuesday night at Nashville International Airport. Investigators said he planned to hijack a commercial airliner. The 16-year-old boarded a plane in California bound for Nashville. Airport police said he smuggled handcuffs and other dangerous items on board.

Airport police in Nashville learned of a possible threat on an incoming flight. “Our police unit is in constant communication,” said airport spokeswoman Emily Richard. “We partner with the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) who does all the security screenings here. Of course, the airlines give us heads up as well.” A tip led guards to arrest a teenage runaway from a Los Angeles flight.

Investigators said he somehow smuggled handcuffs, rope and tape onto the plane. He also had a copy of the flight plan and schedules. Investigators said he planned to hijack the plane and order the pilots to divert the course from Nashville to Lafayette, La. The teenager wanted to crash the airliner into a Hannah Montana concert.