If you dismiss the $25K each episode of “John & Kate Plus 8″ fetches these Gosselin clowns, there would exist not a single shred of reason to remain in holy matrimony to the naggiest, most rudest bitch wife ever to exist…unless of course, the pathetic act for reality TV is merely that. Somebody needs to man up and stash this MILF inside a lesbian porno flick ASAP!
According to Us Weekly, Kate’s fired 40 nurses (and some aides) originally paid to manage the chaotic, rascal-infested household while apathetic husband John pounds away on the new 23-year-old elementary teacher ass, Deanna Hummel.
Despite her evil tongue & feisty attitude including endless bitching matches with things like the ceiling, cheese whiz jars, school backpacks, and obnoxious children, sassy Mrs. Gosselin managed to snag her own adulterous, sexual romp–with none other than the family’s hired protector–bodyguard guy Steve Neild, aka smooth pimpin’! Obvious choice for the increasingly “real” and “un-staged for ratings” world of reality TV! Watch the video below while Kate responds (with lies) to the affair accusations including ninja Steve.
Seriously…is there anyone else qualified to play the dude who “supposedly” mashed his pork inside little ol’ Kate, besides ultra-badass, Mr. white hair ex-SEAL mercenary named Steve? Nearly stinkin’ like a bag of TLC bonus checks in this place already!
