Kate Moss And Pete Doherty Wed In Phuket

Kate Moss reportedly married her drug addict boyfriend Pete Doherty on New Year’s Day in Thailand. Nobody knows for sure how much coke they did together at the ceremony, but I’m assuming it was quite a bit.

The couple exchanged vows before a select few friends and family members in a forty minute ceremony held at their six star hotel villa overlooking the sea. News of the wedding has sent shock waves through Miss Moss’s circle of friends concerned that a legally binding union may give the poverty-stricken heroin and crack cocaine addict the right to half the estimated £25 million fortune Miss Moss has amassed during her extraordinarily successful 16-year modelling career. It is yet to be confirmed whether the wedding was a Thai Buddist-style ‘marriage blessing’ or a formal legal wedding, the latter of which is often tied up in weeks of beaurocratic red tape. Thai Buddhist-style blessings conducted by monks are usually taken in conjunction with formal weddings in a couple’s home country.

I give this marriage about 6 months, or until Pete meets his impending death by overdose.

UPDATE: This supposedly never happened and was nothing more than a sham. Click here for details.

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