Katherine Heigl Really Likes Boats

Why is Katherine Heigl looking like a half naked, horny little slutbag on this yacht? At first I thought these pictures of her were for some promotional reason, but then I realized she’s probably shooting another amateur porno video, judging from the sweaty voluptuous chest area. Porno video!? What porno video? It can only be found in her future, in what will coagulate as Katherine’s very own sex tape scandal (expected to drop when Grey’s Anatomy gets the axe) . If there’s one thing you can learn from skanks in Hollywood (ahem, Paris Hilton, Kimmy K) it’s that sex tapes are equal to bars of gold, if marketed properly.

I’d buy it! More hot pics of Heigl’s bra inside.