Katie Holmes Needs A New Swimsuit

Katie Holmes was spotted in France with alleged alien daughter Suri, in a swimsuit fit for a grandmother…or possibly, a Scientologist wife. I wonder who picked that one out? The Messiah himself would be my best guess, or Katie doesn’t feel comfortable showing off her body which would come off as strange. Too bad we lost this one to the weird fuckers, her brain is washed forever I’m afraid.

On a lighter note, there are more Katie Holmes swimsuit pics waiting inside, including ass!