Kelly Osbourne, Please Don’t

The loud-mouthed, fat-assed Kelly Osbourne says she wants to pose nude for Playboy, a vision of grandeur that carries much opposition from the magazine’s male reader base.

The rock heiress is prepared to bare absolutely everything for a centerfold in the men’s publication - but would insist editors touch her up to make her look better. She says, “I’d go fully nude, but I’d have to have some airbrushing on my tits.”

Sorry, but I think a whole lot more than just your tits would need airbrushing. How about replacing your entire body with someone that actually belongs in Playboy. I can’t picture anything other than a sales decline should Kelly Osbourne ever make it to the pages of Hugh’s mag.

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