Jonas Brother Scores Engagement…Or NotWith nickname “the ugly one” recognized by obsessed elementary fans worldwide, Kevin Jonas manages to become first however, amongst brotherly bandmates, to secure a marriage after proposing to girlfriend Danielle Deleasa. Armed with a 211-diamond crusted ring, Kevin delivered the message and gift to Danielle’s New Jersey porch earlier this week. WTF? whatever that fucking bullshit cost, was a complete waste, as 2 or 3 meager rocks could’ve easily been acceptable for this broad. At first glance, she looks just like Haylie Duff–only it’s hard to tell which of them would actually be hotter in a drunken morning stupor, naked & sweaty on a mattress somewhere dark. Yeah, pitch black dark…since both ladies share similar facial features, originating from the Equus genus. Could you wake up next to one of these every morning, forever? Yeah, right. This moron will be divorced in a few years, or by the time his shitty band turns 30 and the tween fans finally enter high school.
Latest Kevin Jonas News On NinjaDudeTagged: Kevin Jonas, Kevin Jonas Marriage, Danielle Deleasa Engagement JONAS BROTHERSRelated Celeb Gossip: Kevin Jonas -Posted Saturday, July 4th, 2009 Enjoy This Bit? Subscribe To NinjaDude.com Fresh Posts Delivered To Your E-mail! Be the first to sound off here and type yours below! *Comments are moderated before actually being published on our site, which could take from 0-48 hours--PLEASE submit only once!
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