Kim Kardashian: I Wasn’t Urinated On!

Kim Kardashian has revealed her absolute disgust with claims that she participated in water sports during the infamous sex tape with Ray-J, a practice that involves urinating on your partner.

The Pussycat Doll - who is friends with that other sex tape diva Paris Hilton - insists the footage features nothing but standard carnal knowledge. She says: “People were saying derogatory things… I’m not knocking anyone else, but I’ve never personally participated in that. “I think it’s degrading.”

This is the same girl that denied the tape ever existed, which ultimately turned out to be a lie. Kim was in it from the beginning to make money, raise her status as a two-cent whore, and advertise her booty for the next rich penis. We believe the water sports scene exists, however Kim made sure it was edited out of the final copy, thus allowing denial until it surfaces in 5 years. I wouldn’t be surprised if the pissing scene is marketed as an entire feature!