Kim Kardashian Tows The Spandex Booty

Kim Kardashian hooked up her massive ass for a tow around Los Angeles on Wednesday, spotted at the dry cleaner’s picking up her jeans and blouse. Every pair of Kim’s trousers must be altered in order to fit comfortably around that massive ass, otherwise she’d be tearing seams left and right! The natural state of that butt is often questionable when she takes photos like these in spandex. Is that shit for real, or what!?

It’s also her favorite type of clothing I’m sure, teasing the pervs after a workout while traipsing about the city. No complaints on her choice of keeping just a single, tight layer of fabric over that phat booty though! I do however feel bad for the foreigners that smash bumpers on their rental car when passing Kardashian’s ass in the street. Doesn’t matter where you’re from, that ass will turns head from China to Afghanistan!