“King Curtis” The Bacon Lard Returns: Epic ‘Wife Swap’ LOLZ (Video)

Prepare to treasure this King Curtis Bacon McNugget video and save it now to your hard drive (for lulz anytime) please though, consider this fact while enjoying the show: South Carolina was the first state in voting to secede from the Union and also, was the founding state of the Confederate States of America! LOL…

An upcoming craze over “King Curtis” the pudgy nugget-loving star of Wife Swap Season 5 is certain to grip your school, neighborhood, and local KFC with hillbilly bacon-mania, guaranteed! Soon, Curtis the confederate redneck flag toting lard-ball will become a worldwide interweb icon. To clarify, ABC produced a solid winner in this (episode 18) featuring the Holland family, a 4-some hailing from deep South Carolina. Though this obese lil’ spaz is youngest of the pack, the show focuses on 7-year-old Curt–’cause he’s the alpha hippo!

Sadly, the full episode is nowhere to be found on these ends of our tube, but the 5 and 1/2 minute clip above is already stuffed 100% full of pure redneck shenanigans. Ol’ King has no idea the joke is actually on he and his vile-ass family! The following additional facts (from the Wiki) was also too damn hilarious to ignore:

Like most states in the South, South Carolina continues to struggle with desegregation. The integration of Clemson University is an example of a state institution’s ability to achieve “integration with dignity”. Of extended controversy has been the State’s display of the Flags of the Confederate States of America. On July 1, 2000, South Carolina became the last state to remove the Confederate Flag from over its statehouse (it had originally been placed there in 1962). The state Senate had approved a bill for its removal on April 12, 2000 by a margin of 36 to 7; the bill had specified that a Confederate flag be flown in front of the Capitol next to a monument’s honoring fallen Confederate soldiers.

Debate was more heated in the state House of Representatives, which passed the bill on May 18, 2000 by a margin of only 66 to 43, after including a measure’s ensuring that the Confederate flag by the monument be 30 feet high. The flag by the monument continues to cause controversy. The NAACP maintains an economic boycott of the state of South Carolina. The NCAA refuses to allow South Carolina to host NCAA athletic events whose locations are determined in advance. On July 6, 2009, the Atlantic Coast Conference announced a decision to move three future baseball tournaments out of South Carolina, citing concerns by the NAACP’s over the state’s continuing display of the Confederate flag.