Kirsten Dunst Screwing The Mac Kid

Kirsten Dunst strolls through SoHo Wednesday minus a bra with erect nipples

According to an OK! Magazine snitch, Kirsten Dunst is dating the “Mac kid” Justin Long, who no less than a week ago, split with girlfriend Cameron Diaz.

Good choice! Probably can’t take too much conversation with that broad, I’d imagine. It’d just be too hard on the eardrums. Even though Dunst isn’t too much sexier, it’s still a perceived upgrade. Only warning comes against facial snagging on that tooth!