Kirsten Dunst Scares Children Off Maui Beach

A snaggle-toothed female snowman was spotted in Maui this weekend, clad in a bikini and hungry for little kids. Actually the broad you see above is Kirsten Dunst, and she needs a fucking tan! I honestly wouldn’t be complaining about her white body since it’s technically winter, but this chick is constantly white, her nickname is fucking powder. That body could use a nice tone up too, I see some saggy skin, which is bad for someone in their 20s. But you know, I’d still hit that shit all up on the sand, drunk off a fifth of Jager and strapped with a 40. Hit the jump if you find this woman attractive, more pics await!