Larry Birkhead Is The Father

As if nobody could’ve guessed it — Larry Birkhead is officially declared the father of Anna Nicole’s baby, TMZ reports:

An emotional Larry Birkhead thanked the crowd as he announced he was Dr. Michael Baird just said he released the DNA results to the judge. The probability of paternity is 99.9999%. Baid said, “essentially he is the biological father.”

Larry Birkhead is the father. He just announced to the world, “I told you so.” The DNA results were unveiled inside and it’s a DNA match for Birkhead and Dannielynn.

Now you can all get back to that crack rock you were burning.