Lily Allen Likes Chicks, Big Dicks

British singer Lily Allen went on a drunken rant last week in San Diego, in which she consumed large amounts of spiked cider and beer, then started talking shit about George Bush and guys with small dicks. Lily then proclaimed that she had “gone bisexual” ’cause she hadn’t gotten any big cock for a long, long time.

The 21-year-old turned angry after guzzling beer and cider onstage during her performance at the city’s House of Blues last week (30Mar07). She said, “George Bush is an asdhole and a cunt” before also directing her vitriol at Tony Blair. Allen then claimed she was bisexual because she was sick of men with “tiny dicks”, reports British newspaper The Sun. A concert-goer tells the newspaper, “Lily got really drunk on stage. “She then started calling Bush names and the audience went a bit quiet. She also said that San Diego has the best crack whores she has ever seen and that she was thinking of becoming a lesbian.” She writes on her MySpace page, “Is it really important to break America? I’m bored.”

Hey Lily, give me a call sometime baby.

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