Lily Allen’s Head Drenched With Guinness

A drunken chubby pop tart you may know as Lily Allen got extremely wasted this weekend at the Notting Hill Carnival in London, storming the stage during a performance that wasn’t hers, and pissing off Bobby Kray — prompting Lily’s pint to be grabbed then subsequently poured over her fat, pale head.

Lily Allen had a pint of Guinness poured over head by reggae singer Bobby Kray at the weekend’s Notting Hill Carnival. The ‘Smile’ singer invaded the stage during the performer’s gig at the annual London event, pushing the star off the stage after wrestling the microphone off him. Responding to the attack, Kray poured Allen’s pint over her head in front of the cheering crowd. An audience member told The Sun: “Lily looked very drunk and was talking in a bad Jamaican accent. Then she just pushed him. “He wasn’t very happy, He grabbed the Guinness from her and threw it over her head. Everyone cheered and she ran off embarrassed.”

I think the right thing to do was drop-kick this drunk pig in the stomach, hoping she collapses unable to breathe.