Lohan Breaks Her Wrist

So I was taking an evening bike ride through the park this weekend when, out of the corner of my eye I see two people having sex on a bench!

As I got closer, I could see the female was a brunette, and I quickly thought…it must be Lindsay Lohan, for she’s the dirtiest slut I know!

I just rode past staring blankly at the black pavement ahead, assuming Lohan was just getting banged in a park.

This leads me to the heart of this story…Lindsay’s latest hospital trip: A broken wrist. Yes it seems Ms. Lohan landed in the hospital for the second time this week.

The Mean Girls star was taken to St Vincent’s hospital in New York, after slipping at the city’s Milk Studios during a New York Fashion Week event.

Lohan’s publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnick, confirms the actress’ wrist was fractured in two places when she fell over walking in an outdoor area in flat boots.

She adds, “there’s a pending investigation” to determine whether Milk Studios took adequate health and safety precautions with the ground.

Hmm…I wonder how she really broke it?

Here’s Blohan on Sep. 14, 2006 at NY Fashion Week. Note her legs in the first pic…too much orange misty tan shit or something gross.