Lindsay Lohan Caught On Video Being Naughty

The NY Post is reporting that Lindsay Lohan was captured on a cell phone video cam being naughty and (most likely) wasted! Hopefully there also exists some lesbian activity on the said tape, but hope doesn’t go very far.

Word on the street is that someone may have recorded her revelry with a cellphone video camera. We can’t divulge what Lohan was allegedly caught doing, but if true, it won’t sit well with her younger fans. Apparently, all the naughtiness went down last week at a party at a private house in Beverly Hills that was also attended by her frenemy Paris Hilton, shipping heir Stavros Niarchos and Ryan Seacrest. At one point, the party was disrupted by a huge rat that ran into several rooms, causing revelers to scream, drop their drinks and run, until Niarchos kicked the rodent out onto a balcony. A rep for Lohan told Page Six, “I have not heard of this.”

LOL WTF? Drunk people kicking rats, and lesbians dyking out in your living room. Could life get any better?