The Daily Fail: Lohan’s Laughable Acting Career

The uncontested queen of everything orange Ms. Lindsay Lohan helps deliver today’s failure report, as news surfaced that she turned down a role in the summer blockbuster flick “The Hangover.” Lohan was offered the part of “Jade” the stripper but declined the gig last year before filming commenced.

Prepare for the lulz.

Her reason, the skilled thespian and veteran actress Lohan is, was that the picture “had no potential,” which she cleverly surmised after “reading” the script. Of course, on that note, the starlet obviously will have nothing to do with a shitty film, ’cause well…her resume is already full of them!

Didn’t this mentally handicapped attention-monngler learn to never count the chickens before they’re hatched? No! As apparent, Lohan’s life and career in the field of acting continues to be one gimongus ball of fucking FAIL!

A source tells UsMagazine that director Todd Phillips approached Lohan to star in the hit flick — which has raked in $205 million so far — after their mutual agent campaigned on the actress’ behalf. “The agent tried hard to get Phillips to consider her,” says the source, “and when he finally agreed, Lindsay said she didn’t like the script!” The role went to actress Heather Graham.

Click the snow white, freckly orange Blohan above for a larger HQ pic…view her Visa and Coke supply up close!