Lindsay Lohan Flashes Ass, Goes To Morgue

Here’s a quick breakdown of Lindsay Lohan’s weekend: Friday, she flashes her ass in Malibu. Click the pic or here for the NSFW version.

Saturday, community service beckons the orange starlet to the county morgue, followed by an excursion to McDonald’s.

Of course, one can merely speculate on the amount of coke, alcohol, and strippers Lindsay consumed during the other 60 hours when she wasn’t caught by the paps.