Lindsay Lohan Is A Clothing Thief

Star Magazine is reporting that Lindsay Lohan stole $10,000 worth of clothing from her former best friend, one Lauren Hastings.

“Lindsay stole $10,000 worth of clothes and accessories from one of her former friends, Lauren Hastings, and has absolutely no shame about it. In fact, she even laughed about it with her girlfriends, among them Nicole Richie and DJ Samantha Ronson.” On Sunday night, April 15, Lindsay visited Lauren’s home in Los Angeles, which at the time was being watched over by a mutual friend because Lauren, a model, was working on a shoot in Texas. According to the source, Lindsay told Lauren’s house sitter that she had left some of her clothes at the house and needed to pick them up.

The house sitter, a mutual friend to Lauren and Lindsay, saw no reason Lindsay would lie about such a thing, and so she let the starlet inside! But Lohan, whose normally chummy relationship with Lauren recently turned sour, scurried into her former pal’s bedroom, her bodyguard tagging along, and gathered up huge armfuls of clothes, purses and belts, a source tells Star. Almost everything was expensive, designer items, things Hastings picked up on various modeling shoots or bought at high-end designer stores. In all, the source says Lindsay and her bodyguard left with an estimated $10,000 in merchandise, which she ordered her security man to load into her car.

That’s either the craziest shit Lohan has done all week, or those editors at Star are fucking creative bastards! I can’t even think of shit that good. Well maybe I could, but I’m just too fucking lazy.