Samuel Ronson Announced Marriage Plans To Lohan

DJ Samantha “Samuel” Ronson apparently plans to marry lesbian lover and critically acclaimed actress Lindsay Lohan after a drunken rant while performing a music set inside West Hollywood’s Chateau Marmont hotel. Sounds like the bullshit flag is raised high, or simply a case of more fun with media outlets. I still wouldn’t mind watching a lesbo sex tape filmed by Lindsay and Sam, only to be “released” for our internet pleasure soon as either chick hits desperation for quick money!

Sam used her DJ slot at top LA hotel and night spot Chateau Marmont to announce the news, telling clubbers: “By the end of this year, my love will be Mrs Ronson.” She added: “Tonight shows the power of a woman – to underestimate that is to underestimate the world.

Don’t hold your breath for that wedding day. Sex tape? Quite possibly better chances than a marriage.