Queer Party Friends Just Gettin’ Started

It’s basically guaranteed–when you carelessly stumble home at quarter to three in the morning looking worse than a moldy garbage bag filled with Manwich cans, Taco Bell wrappers, and used condoms, there must be a superb bash raging on somewhere out there, at least when surmising these two lesbo’s crave sex more than drugs, hipster-elektro, and social debauchery right at this moment earlier today (or last night, dickbags) that even the paps leaping from behind your bushes failed to evoke defense mech., all ’cause of some firey crotch ready to get munched!

Yes, the magnificently uber-hip lesbian duo you call your faves are back, partying in Hollywood with intoxicants and managing to appear somewhat melancholy in the process! Hmm..there must have been a film or product to promote, otherwise Lohan wouldn’t be pulling this crusty red hag shit in front of her closest family, the paparazzi. Her boyfriend Samuel probably worked the party too, but you know her 11-year-old boy stuck in a 19-year-old chick body-ass is gettin’ paid phat per hour! And who hates money?

Click the link below to catch the HQ pics of Lohan and Ronson photographed while demolished closing out another club night, waiting for you after the jump!