Lohan’s Fake Lesbian Cat Fights Need Publicity

Lindsay Lohan and her (probably) fake lesbian girlfriend Sam Ronson continue tearing up the ice-cold London pavement, however, seemingly so, the power-duo must crave more attention–made clear by these wack “fights” they’ve begun staging in public, the most recent account documented below!

Head in her hands, a glum faced Lindsay Lohan looked like the string of late nights were finally getting to her last night. The actress was left sitting alone in her limousine after an apparent lover’s tiff with girlfriend Sam Ronson.Perhaps the sour mood between the two was caused by the surprise appearance of Lindsay’s former lover Calum Best. The model turned up in London club Boujis, bumping into his ex-lover for the second time since she arrived in the UK a week ago.

His appearance may not have gone down well as Ronson is said to get jealous of Lindsay’s former male lovers. Lindsay went to the couple’s limousine at 3.45am, but was left waiting for Sam for ten minutes. When they arrived back at their hotel onlookers said British girl Sam stormed out of their Maybach limousine and went inside, leaving Lindsay sitting alone. Earlier in the evening Sam had hit the decks at another London club - Mahiki.

Lindsay almost had a few of us tricked here with this ongoing lesbian thing, but that naughty fact always lurks in each mind which sees the full truth about Blohan, reminding those who easily recall Lindsay’s inability at escaping her deeply-rooted, cock loving mentality! I bet her entire brain system is directly proportionate to the amount of dick she manages to pull each night. AIDS free? I’d hit it!