A MILK-Y Penn Feeds The Lohan Cock Frenzy

Unsurprisingly, Lindsay Lohan has been publicly spotted satisfying her craving for male penis after hitting on Milk star Sean Penn, almost immediately followed by the pair exiting together for a night of what we assume was mostly littered with dirty sex. In the morning, neither of them remembered enough to care what went where, and who the person was holding the camera. Yes, Sean keeps plastic bed sheets on hand for this exact situation!

At Sean Penn’s private dinner for Milk last week at downtown/far west eatery The John Dory — in which the former Jeff Spicoli has invested — Lohan showed up sans partner Samantha Ronson. Sources say she immediately sidled up to Penn, who took her under his wing, so to speak. “They nuzzled,” says my observer, before taking off for an after party somewhere in the bowels of Chelsea, no doubt. .

May his lone concern lie in overdosing on Viagra. Oh, and also fracturing a hip…or femur.