Street Hooker Of The Day: Lindsay Lohan

Spotted in Santa Monica with a bleach stain on her jeans, hooker boots, and a fresh greasy orange glow, Lindsay Lohan was back to her old ways turning tricks on the streets in broad daylight! When she’s not crashing cars into trees and doing coke, Lindsay’s favorite pastime includes blowing random dudes for a dollar. If you happen to spot her, holding out a $5 usually nets you priority over the bums.