Lindsay Lohan Is Pregnant

Although lesbians are scientifically and physically incapable of impregnating each other, Lindsay Lohan was nonetheless sporting a baby bump (yes it’s fake) on the set of upcoming film Labor Pains in Los Angeles on Thursday.

The movie is about a girl who pretends to get pregnant so she doesn’t lose her job. Sounds like something that 99.99% of America will ignore on the premiere, guaranteeing this Lohan flick, like many others prior, ends up in the box office bomb bin.