Lohan Flashes Rehab Ass

Lindsay Lohan was caught flashing her ass to the stalkarazzi outside the Cirque Lodge rehab center recently while on another cigarette break. Rumors of the troubled starlet leaving rehab early to “sober up for a week of outpatient treatment” with estranged father Michael are seemingly true, despite the fact that this is the dumbest idea ever.

Yeah…send in the reformed deadbeat abusive, alcoholic dad to help your daughter heal after that 10th stint in rehab. The first place these two will be is the liquor store then a strip club with lines of coke stacked on some hookers ass.

Lindsay Lohan’s dad is heading to Utah next week to spend five days of “quality time” with his troubled daughter - a visit he hopes will help in her battle to stay clean and sober, the Daily News has learned. “We’ve still got a lot of catching up to do,” said Michael Lohan, who reunited with the “Mean Girls” starlet for two days at the Cirque Lodge rehab center in Sundance this month after a two-year estrangement. This time, Michael will take LiLo from the facility to a remote undisclosed location in Utah as part of out-patient therapy, he said.

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