Lohan’s Dad Made Her A Slut

Lindsay Lohan has revealed why she only likes to fuck guys for a week or two then kick them aside for no apparent reason. Her father Michael and the lack of parental interaction has turned Lindsay into a scared little whore that doesn’t want to get intimate with dudes…but this leaves us somewhat confused.

Well, to Lindsay, having sex is what helps her to avoid getting intimate with a man. It is also being claimed that many of Lindsay’s problems with men stem from her relationship with her father, or lack thereof. One source told Star Magazine, “She’s admitted that most of her problems stem from the men in her life, specifically her father Michael.” “He hasn’t been there for her.

She knows her problems with her father transfer to her problems with her boyfriends [and] that she tries to keep relationships sexual so they won’t get too intimate. Then she feels lonely.” The star, who entered rehab in late May, has also reportedly told People: “She needs alcohol to go out and be social. She thinks it’s hard to make friends in L.A. and she needs a few drinks to loosen up, [she is] uncomfortable most of the time when she’s out partying and the alcohol eases her anxiety.

I believe she means the alcohol helps her have sex with random guys each night, which boosts my chances for getting some Lohan ass way over top.