Lezzy Birthday Hangover

Here’s Lindsay Lohan eating with her boyfriend Samuel Ronson. Yes, we know her real name is Samantha but Samuel matches her appearance better. (Hey, she was a lot hotter back in the day when attempting to resemble a female). The half-orange duo celebrated Lindsay’s 22-years on birth control by shopping in Beverly Hills followed by lunch at La Scala.

I’d speculate about the debauchery which occured later that night, but I just got home from church and it would be a horrible sin. Here’s more from People:

Lindsay Lohan turned 22 Wednesday night with an intimate prom-themed birthday bash – and a sweet smooch from Samantha Ronson.

The actress – wearing a bright pink strapless micro-minidress by Bradley Bayou and an elaborate diamond necklace – arrived at Teddy’s lounge inside the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel just after 10 p.m. And her companion Ronson took the prom-theme seriously, dressed to the nines in black pants, a tuxedo shirt, bow tie and top hat with red trim.

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