Madonna Is A Shitty Mom

Madonna pulled a Britney Spears when she elected to hold her kid David Banda in her lap, instead of locking him in a car seat. Us Magazine reports:

You’d think that after raising three children, achieving spiritual enlightenment, and witnessing Britney’s public mishaps, Madonna would have it all figured out by now. Apparently not. On March 2, Madonna, 48, was caught taking off in her Escalade ESV without buckling up 17-month-old son, David. “There was no car seat,” a source tells Us. “She sat in the middle row, and they left with David on her lap.” Reps for the legendary singer/children’s book author tell Us that “proper security measures are always taken for Madonna’s children.” If by “security measures” they mean, “laws of nature don’t apply to Madonna’s offspring,” then, alright. We’ll have to settle for that.