Mary-Kate Olsen Is Dating Meat Loaf

I saw these pictures of Mary-Kate Olsen at the Rangers game, and couldn’t help but ask myself who the greasy goon looking guy was that gets to put his penis in her. Since I don’t follow that kind of shit, the only person this guy could be is Meat Loaf. They look like twins, it must be his younger self from the past. Pretty fucking sickening couple to boot. Although I don’t think a coke head who eats walnuts and drinks flavored Aquafina for sustenance is capable of logical thought comprehension.