If anybody sees Mary-Kate Olsen please tell her I want my fucking flannel back! She won’t be wearing any pants and there should be a tattooed giant following her around. Seriously though, can someone buy her a goddamn brush and a mirror? Maybe some sexy clothes too. Oh, and some coke.
You know there’s more pics you sick son of a bitch!
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You really have one of the hottest blogs around!!! Love your pics and commentary. Mad props.
I linked you yesterday too! =)
Joy — October 25, 2006 @ 3:56 pm
It’s a sad world we live in. Glad I can go shopping without dressing up for gossip-bloggers who live in their mom’s basements personal approval.
You want your flannel back? I want hope for all of humanity back. This “blog” is surely a sign the end times are near.
KungFuDude — October 26, 2006 @ 2:55 pm
KungFuDude - thanks for your comments!
Unfortunately, this is merely your own opinion, and you are obviously a fucking douche bag that doesn’t belong on this site!
Nobody forced you to visit, noob!
GTFO
NinjaDude — October 26, 2006 @ 3:52 pm
Unfortunately, this is merely your own opinion
I agree. It is most unfortunate this is merely my opinion and not the entire worlds, or at least the entire kung fu underworld’s. But I am working on that! And then of course, I will unleash my plans to take over the world.
Of course, nobody forced me to visit, me noob! I came in hopes that snappy pics of a pantless Mary Kate would help revitalize my “Great Staff of Death”. Sadly, this did not happen. Mary Kate’s day-after-coke-binge-hangover-pics have had the opposite effect. KungFuDude has shrinkage. Kind of like when I battled the Drunken Grasshopper Clan of Northern Province. The winter months in the Northern Province are not kind to anyone’s Great Staff of Death.
KungFuDude — October 26, 2006 @ 5:11 pm
Since you came up with that response, I have no choice but to invite you back to the site. I know you like the upskirts!
NinjaDude — October 27, 2006 @ 2:48 pm