The Lopez Twins Are Straight Ballin’

Say hello to Maximilian David and Emme Maribal, the twin Lopez kids recently popped out by Jennifer and Marc, surprisingly. Who would’ve thought aliens could reproduce human life!? The spread and baby pics are from the latest issue of OK! Magazine.

Now, get ready to hate yourself upon learning these rugrats have already amassed more riches than you could ever produce in a lifetime, simply by being born. You see that purple diamond-encrusted crown lil’ man is wearing? That shit was sewn into Max’s cranium before he even left the womb.