Flyin’ Dirty

Megan Fox makes her way through the Vancouver Int’l Airport Wednesday, geared up in those all too familiar cum-stained travel clothes, because sex before a flight is the only way she can handle it. For real though, Megan wants everyone to know she just got laid before getting on the plane, and subjects the nearby passengers to breaths of fresh jizz, Budweiser, and nacho cheese filled air.