Mel Gibson Not Really Whooping Paparazzi AssJudging by these shots, it appears Mel Gibson got himself fairly drunken last night during a merry outing in Hollywood, spotted at Playhouse after a long night of partying. The establishment quickly became center of police investigation after Mel’s alleged attack on a “fan,” later revealed to be a snake-ish photog poseur who intended on ganking shots of his sexy, pregnant girlfriend…Oksana Grigiorieva. It’s laughable to believe as well, the claims made that this greying, 53-year-old actor caused somebody physical harm, even further suggesting Mel’s harnessed muscular strength is capable of pulling a “Hulk Hogan” on the shirt of his (visibly larger, stronger opponent) especially while buttered-up on the sauce. In completely irrelevant matters, it looks as though the basic gist of events began unfolding as such: after Mel’s security detail confiscated the snake’s camera and deleted all offending pictures, they then, were magically able to (at least partially) assault this fuckin’ fool after he instigated (solely) the ensuing melee. Initial blame was placed on Gibson’s good name after the photog filed a police report following the scuffle. However, cops investigating weighed firsthand accounts and calculated the witness statements, swiftly raising the bullshit flag high to signify a debunk report from bitch-ass, ripped-my-own-shirt guy. This also instantly rendered those sympathy pics worthless as possible criminal evidence. FAIL x3!
So much for the sensationalism here. Source: TMZ
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