Michael Jackson Dead At 50, UCLA Medical Doctors Confirm Heart Failure

A chaotic scene indeed on the westside this afternoon in Los Angeles, as Michael Jackson was pronounced dead after being rushed to UCLA Medical Center by county paramedics. The former king of pop was found unresponsive after 911 dispatched ambulance trucks to Michael’s Beverly Hills pad–frantically igniting the scramble through rush-hour towards an E.R., which didn’t take too long after all. (And yes, despite UCLA’s proximity to the NinjaDude’s main HQ a few miles away, we opted still, to simply remain stationary at work, avoiding that entire cluster-fuck altogether!)

3 p.m. on a working Thursday with Jacko’s UCLA Med. Center freak-death by who knows what…equals the most terrible form of crowded gathering, ever. You probably couldn’t imagine something like this, and that’s not accounting for the (eventual) disgruntled riot police! Sadly, if you happen to love (creepy-ass chester molester wackjobs) you’re probably crying now, realizing that all the resuscitating Mike was subject to ultimately amounted to failed attempts at revival.

Eventually, and shortly after being wheeled lifelessly into the E.R., UCLA doctors declared the reclusive pedobear & worldwide music icon dead at the age of 50 from cardiac arrest.

Stay tuned for more pics and news in the coming hours on Michael Jackson’s death as we update the site with fresh details! Apparently that picture at top featuring ET’s “exclusive last death photo” is the most interesting we’ve seen, though somewhat graphic depicting a ghastly-white and (probably dead) Jacko…err, (now EX-child molestor!)

Michael Jackson, the sensationally gifted “King of Pop” who emerged from childhood superstardom to become the entertainment world’s most influential singer and dancer before his life and career deteriorated in a freakish series of scandals, died Thursday. He was 50.

The circumstances of his death were not immediately clear. Jackson was not breathing when Los Angeles Fire Department paramedics responded to a call at his Los Angeles home about 12:30 p.m., Capt. Steve Ruda told the Los Angeles Times. The paramedics performed CPR and took him to UCLA Medical Center, Ruda told the newspaper.

Celebrities have already begun speaking out on behalf of Jacko’s peculiar death by cardiac arrest, storming their Twitter accounts in hopes to tweet about Michael being their #1 friend to exist this lifetime, beginning with Miley, Selena, Blo-han, & Tisdale’s tweets below! Jump inside for more plus additional breaking photo content!

Selena Gomez: RIP Michael Jackson, Farrah Facuet and Ed McMahon.. i send my love and prayers to their families

Ashley Tisdale: I have to say, the 6 of us from HSM were very lucky to have met such an amazing man. I will remember that moment forever. RIP Michael

Lindsay Lohan: NO OMG … sending my love and prayers out to Michael and his family … i feel sick..

Puff Daddy: Michael Jackson showed me that you can actually see the beat. He made the music come to life!! He made me believe in magic. I will miss him!

Miley Cyrus: michael jackson was my inspiration. love and blessings

Ashton Kutcher: I plea to the public to refuse to consume media that does not respect the anonymity of Michaels children.

Kim Kardashian: Wow I am truly in shock that Michael Jackson has passed away! I love u Jackson family, my prayers are with the whole family! Music will never be the same…

Arnold Schwarzenegger: We lost a great entertainer and a pop icon. My thoughts and prayers go out to Michael Jackson’s family, friends and fans.

Samantha Ronson: His music is just as relevant now as it was the day they pressed record, I’m sure it will remain so for generations to come.R.I.P

Mark Hoppus: first album i ever bought was thriller. with birthday money. on cassette. for my brand new sony walkman. truth. rest in peace


MC Hammer: I have no words.. I loved Michael Jackson.. RIP..

Below are more photos we’ve scrounged up this evening regarding the situation down the street outside UCLA’s Reagan Medical facility, and of course, an alternate view of that rather eerie final Jacko’ shot, as he lies dead on the stretcher while being wheeled into the E.R. R.I.P Michael….maybe, we think.