Smirky Jacko Shadows Rarely Exposed & Maskless Children

Supposedly, psycho-Mike Jackson hasn’t allowed his two young children (illegal?) Prince Michael (12) and Paris (11) to fully encroach any public property maskless, for at least one year past, reset Wednesday as a rare sighting of the Jackson kids occurred, completely bare-faced outside a Culver City studio.

Normally shrouded from public eye, both Jackson’s traversed the pavement alongside pops Mike, 100% exposed, with faces perfectly clear for the lucky crew of stalkerazzi. No doubt these photogs scored a plethora of money shots raking ungodly profit!

You may have assumed that Michael and his massive black umbrella was first, a planned sort of trick, to be deployed as alternate photog-deterrence, although surprisingly, the true cause was to blame on mother nature. Yes, LA caught a bit of precipitation yesterday, briefly soaking the dry SoCal crust. Mr. Rainstorm failed most notably, however, when unable to melt away even the smallest portion of Jacko’s freaky goop-face!

It’s quite amazing how he managed to avoid a serious meltdown after dancing through that downpour, as this precipitation compares to the acidic shit found in the Amazon rainforest!–exclusively though, when your name is Michael Jackson! Luck, or something…minus the nose job of course…fuckin’ freak!

Have pity for those poor children, forced to summon this beast with the word “father.” Terrible!