Miley’s Sweet Yogurt Treat Earns Gaston Trickery

Looks like Miley Cyrus got tricked worse than a starving crackhead on skid row! Despite footing she and boyfriend Justin Gaston’s sweets bill at the local YogurTree Tuesday in LA, Miley nonetheless was subject to a cruel game of “catch the fleeing ride, fatty!” courtesy of comedic boyfriend piloting a tricky SUV.

Luckily for all you dirty prevos, Miley twittered this latest “casual” appearance, quickly noted by the slew of stalkerazzi photogs present. Yes…they captured each moment of Hannah’s esteemed struggle to maintain composure while trying to catch a ride!

Eventually–after hurling her yogurt cup in a fit of rage at the closest tree, Miley began wailing…which ultimately summoned pops Billy to investigate. We assume he did nothing however, as usual–pleasantly maintaining status as complete FAIL parent during all attempts at moderating cheeky daughter’s boyfriend scuffles.

Hey, when your jailbait offspring is sleeping with an old dude merely accepted & labeled “cool” simply due to his resemblance of your own self some 20-years back, well then, you’re definitely a redneck!

Click on inside for more pics of Miley’s sassy yogurt trip featuring famewhoring ultra-douche 29-year-old boyfriend Gaston!