Miranda Kerr Isn’t Getting Married

After weekend reports claiming Orlando Bloom proposed to girlfriend and Victoria’s Secret supermodel Miranda Kerr, many angry men went to sleep with Bloomy as their arch nemesis. The truth, however, according to Miranda’s rep, is that she hasn’t been engaged to marry anyone, including the stank-ass boyfriend Bloom! There’s roughly 50% chance this info. is true.

“The story … is completely false and misleading,” the rep says. “Miranda herself has clearly stated she is not engaged. There is nothing else to be said.” But while they’re not making marriage plans at present, Bloom, 31, and Kerr, 25, are still very much a couple, and Kerr recently spoke about someday settling down with a special someone and having kids.

Better get your plan together before she gets knocked up with that first one!