Miranda Sanchez Gives Me A Boner

There’s something about a former Disney channel starlet who played on Lizzie McGuire turned hipster party animal that gives me a boner. It only reassures the fact that all of Hollywood is on drugs, sex, and more drugs. The girl above was spotted at a Cobra Snake party this weekend, and her name is Lalaine Ann Vergara-Paras, or simply “LaLaine.” Even though she was Miranda Sanchez (Hilary Duff’s best friend) on a tweeny show, I’d still do her…19 is legal the last time I checked.

It’s just too bad she has a somewhat decent looking singing career ahead of her, or else LaLaine may have steered directly towards the porn industry. She already has the name for it, and also looks like a freaky bitch! Catch one more pic inside.

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