Mischa “Stoner” Barton Returns Amidst Public Haze

It was merely days ago that Mischa Barton appeared high as fuck right here on NinjaDude.com, ramping up her recent efforts at public appearances. Oh, how the desperate and talentless love attention more than any other fame seekers out there!

Behold Mischa’s latest public display under marijuana’s influence, partying last night at the Burberry store (re) launch in Beverly Hills. By now you’ve probably realized her blatant public showings featuring the “clumsy stoner shuffle” combined with droopy red eyes means no difference to Ms. Barton, whether you realize she just smoked a few spliffs or simply think sleep was put on hold.

Either way, we’re not saying she’s doing illegal things because after folks get DUI arrests, the judge usually hands down probation or some sort of reformatory obligation. She’s safe, however! ‘Cause no, this is not a violation by Mischa, since weed is not a drug! So go ‘head and roll another joint, all you Ziggy Star’s and Rasta Marley-ians.