Thank God, Abraham and Natalie Portman’s intelligent brain DNA for executing the choice in booting unsightly boyfriend, folk musician Cat Stevens II. Actually, his real name is Davendra Banhart and honestly, I’m still baffled as to how the fuck this scruffy dirt-hole who enjoys & even worse, writes then performs the crap called folk music, managed to bag the beautiful goddess Natalie Portman? His days are now finished for good, we hope.
“Yes, they have broken up,” a source close to Devendra tells In Touch. The couple met and fell in love while the actress, 27, filmed a role in Devendra’s music video, “Carmensita,” in March. Natalie, a native New Yorker, even moved to LA to be closer to the folk singer, 27. A friend of Devendra’s says, “Natalie and Devendra will remain friends but need some space and time away.”
Fucker was bangin‘ her for awhile too, the filthy scroat! Perhaps the reason for this unlikely duo joining lies within Natalie’s love for folky shit, hereby demoting the overall hotness level she currently holds by a whole 20 points, merely due to that simple fact, her taste of folk. For real now, that stuff is absolute garbage, and I bet half of the “loyal” folk music scene people are depressed introverts, secretly hating life. Stereotypical, yes…although more true than you think!
In final thought, keep in mind Natalie’s only contaminated by mere thought alone, if you’re one of those who imagined the awful sex they had together.
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