Naked Gisele Bundchen? No Way, Says Agent

The world was disappointed to learn Gisele Bundchen didn’t follow through on a supposed promise to run nude through the streets of NYC, should her boyfriends team, the Patriots, lose last night’s Super Bowl to the NY Giants. Well, they lost, but nobody witnessed any naked supermodel streaking after all was said and done.

Gisele’s agent fired back at the claims, calling them ridiculous and false.

Gisele’s agent says the supermodel never made such a pledge. “She didn’t say it. This is ridiculous,” her agent tells PEOPLE. “What’s wrong with the world?” The world, it appears, will have to live without naked supermodels running through the streets – settling instead for Eli Manning and a ticker-tape parade.

For now, enjoy the photo above — the closest to naked as you can get.