Jessica Simpson Blocks The Crotch Shot

No upskirts for Jessica Simpson last night as she headed to dinner at Mr. Chow in Los Angeles, failing to provide even a cleavage exposure as the chest remained near fully covered. Paparazzi caught a daisy-duke wearing Simpson meeting up with her best friend, Kenneth Paves. The two reportedly drank and feasted until after midnight, when spotted holding hands while walking to the valet booth.

This would be about 99.9% more worthwhile if Jessica didn’t block our view with that piece of god awful shitty purse. Sorry, no upskirts today for ya’…but there’s 2 more stemmy Jessica Simpon pics inside, should you care to look at blonde bimbo’s in hillbilly denims!