OK! Magazine Pays $400K For Minnillo-Lachey Nude Vacation Photos

Think about this for a second…the money most doctors make in a year probably doesn’t come close to the amount Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo fetched for their nude Mexican vacation romp. OK! Magazine has reportedly paid $400,000 for the naughty pics, in an effort to keep them safe and off the market, but also to protect Nick and Vanessa from any further “disparage.” Yeah, right.

If all you had to do was pretend like nobody watched you fuck while the paparazzi caught it, you would only consider work to be once per year. One $400,000 payment every year and I could live comfortably. Although most of it would be blown at my local strip club, it’s still better than wasting it on illegal Cuban hookers.

Talk about a full-service magazine. Sources tell me OK! shelled out $400,000 for sex photographs and accompanying video of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo. “There’s much worse stuff than what got out there on the Internet,” says a snitch. “If Nick’s fans saw it all, it would definitely change his career, because he kind of has a squeaky-clean image.” But don’t expect to see any steamy pics in the mag’s pages. In accordance with their celebrity-friendly policy and recent Lachey-Minnillo cover story, OK! shelled out the money to take the material off the market, says a source.