The Creepy Gene Was Equally Split

As much as I’d love to refrain from posting negative and slanderous comments about the Olsen twins, these creepy sisters leave me no choice. Here they are at the Dolce and Gabbana “Art Of Elysium” event in Hollywood. Mary-Kate still looks slightly more cracked out than Ashley, but I believe they both use drugs quite regularly. 90% of the pics that surface of the twins portray them in a way similar to a duffel bag…one that belongs to the Mexicans and gets packed on high-speed boats sent to Florida. Basically, Mary-Kate and Ashley look like shit, and shittier. I’m still waiting for more of those 10% of the time pictures.

But hey…if I had a few hundred mil. in the bank, I’d probably have a basement full of strippers and coke! You can never have too many strippers and coke. Lets hope the twins get into the porn business one day.