As Dakota Fanning continues to grow up in the public eye, now facing those awkward teen years, keep in mind the $3,000,000 minimum price to land her in your movie probably went up since last year, but it’s still more than you’ll ever make in an entire lifetime. Girl can probably thank Hounddog, too for the latest salary increase after the smart guy included that rape scene.

Here’s Dakota last night at the Four Seasons in Beverly Hills for some kind of Lupus rally. You know how I can tell she’s a closet-psychopath, just waiting to explode? Take one look at Dakota’s mug in the photo above, and then tell me you aren’t scared for your life!

Fast-forward the video below to 2:20 and watch rapper Lil’ Kim’s Bentley get repossessed, ’cause bitch can’t afford that shit!

It’s Australian Fashion Week, and that means everyone from hot supermodels like Miranda Kerr, to Z-list celebrities like Mischa Barton will be populating the streets of Sydney to partake in festivities.

Nice things happen as well, when the ladies do like Miranda has above - exposing plentiful bare chest! That cleavage probably snapped every passing neck, including the female ones. Ripe melons which also come attached to a beautiful face like that make it impossible deprieve your eyes a long, drooly gaze.

Arena Magazine scored the very sexy Alessanda Ambrosio for their cover, coupled with a sizzling-hot photo shoot appearing inside June’s upcoming issue. The Brazilian beauty also got nude and topless, shown covering her breasts in one shot with a naughty look — although no actual nudity is revealed, sadly. Unlike other British mags, this one doesn’t publish full skin exposure for some odd reason. Damn!

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NYC is apparently warm enough for Hilary Duff to wear shorts, most likely chosen pointedly to showcase those sexy legs. (Although, we happily oblige her decision). The actress (and pop star) was spotted outside MTV’s studios for another TRL appearance. Click the picture for high-quality larger version!

Oh shit! Looks like “The Hulkster” decided to pull a Joe Simpson! Yes, that’s Brooke Hogan chillin’ with pops, ya’ know, just getting sun tan lotion rubbed all over her ass, legs, and back. Hulkster’s hand looks suspiciously close to his daughter’s taint, but that’s just according to the photo. You know pics can be faked and chopped, but these appear to be 100% authentic since the Hogan fam was spotted throughout the entire Monday in Los Angeles, soaking up the sunshine.

Incestuous rays of sunshine.

Another celebrity ass needs your identification assistance, and today’s edition features a MILF in her bikini. She’s been twice divorced from rock stars and remains single, but don’t expect to spit your game for too long, unless you happen to be in a band. Know who that ass belongs to? Probably not, so click inside and take a look for the answer.

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Miley Cyrus posing topless in the new issue of Vanity Fair has the internets panties in a bunch today, but the I fail to see the controversy. Besides the fact that she’s not actually showing any breast or nipple, Miley going topless for an artistic photo shoot probably just earned her, Disney, and daddy more money than you made all month. Just add that to her billions.

Pop star and 15-year-old Disney sensation MILEY CYRUS tells ET she’s “embarrassed” about an upcoming photograph of her appearing semi-topless in the new Vanity Fair issue. “I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be ‘artistic’ and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed,” she tells ET. “I never intended for any of this to happen and I apologize to my fans who I care so deeply about.”

When Miley flashes her bare crotch or gets drunk and naked at some Hollywood club, then we’ll have a real scandal on our hands. Until then, a little bra exposure is about the naughtiest it gets.

If you live in the UK, Coleen McLoughlin is probably a familiar name, for everyone else…meet this sexy bikini-clad footballer’s wife! Spotted poolside in Miami, this 23-year-old has no real job — except for spending Wayne Rooney’s cash (and attracting the most media attention doing it.) She openly drank champagne and daiquiris with girlfriends whilst feasting on a fruit plate.

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Kim Kardashian walks the streets of Beverly Hills late Thursday afternoon, exposing some massive cleavage while chatting on her cell phone. Nothing more than chesty publicity mongling at its finest. Not that you’re complaining, though.