Benji Still Tolerates Paris Somehow

Benji Madden and fake girlfriend Paris Hilton were spotted Thursday afternoon leaving a Beverly Hills medical center for reasons unknown. Hmmm. Here’s a probable theory for you. Maybe Paris finally got infected with that super STD that eventually makes her go away forever? Cross your fingers!

What’s baffling here, though, is Benji’s continued tolerance of the parasite…did he agree to fuck her for awhile if she whores out his band? Good Charlotte is currently touring and their majority fan base is tweenage girls that probably like Paris Hilton. Funny, and true.