#1 And #2 Worldwide Skankiest

What an exciting site to behold! It’s Paris Hilton and Katie Price (aka Jordan) partying together in London at club Modiva, posing for photos that ultimately combine the two biggest slut-whores…ever to exist! We’re still unsure how these two, famous for getting naked and doing sexual things on camera, manage to remain in the spotlight, much less stay relevant.

Stay tuned for some less-skanky celebrities, and perhaps, even ones you’d consider wife material! Click the pic for a closer look, ’cause we know how much you love the sluts.